Bones and Botany - E. Moss

I have shattered myself and become a new person now but all you see is the old glass shards still on the surface

Guys I got blorbo’d again and I don’t know who this person is either

All y’all are soooo proud of yourselves for recognizing the onceler. Well I would not be proud of that

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs